When the sun melts the snow, and the nights still dip below freezing

As a kid, I read my copy of 'Farmer Boy' until it was in tatters. 

Which explains why I will always refer to this time of year as a 'sugar snow'. 

She's pretty much got this winter thing down...

That is pure, natural, relaxation talent. 

Dear March - I hate you.

I thought we had a deal, March? 

You were going to get warmer. I was going to go outside more. We had a plan.

Then I woke up this morning to see what you had done.

You go and throw more of that white shit around like you were your short, frigid bitch of a cousin, February. Close to a foot of snow in the second half of the month? Come on, March. Don't do me that way. 

It's like you just don't care anymore, March.  I think you're doing this just to make me cry.

I hate you. 

Me