I insist my condiments do not contradict themselves
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What the hell, Nance? You cannot be both 'sharp' and 'creamy' simultaneously. Einstein said so.
Are you Zesty or are you Smooth? This is no way to run a deli. Make up your mind.
the 'Groove
Geek. Amateur homesteader. Enthusiastic cook. Occasional doodler. Avid eater of food, Father. Bad banjo player. .
