Deep thoughts with the Critter

Overheard between the Critter and my bride:

Critter: Do you have a Lola and a Dardo? When you were a little girl, did you have a Lola and a Dardo like me?

Bride: Yes and I miss them very much. Do you miss your Dardo and Lola?

C: (She nods) Where are they? Do they live next to Dardo and Lola in California?

B: No, honey, they don't.

C: Where are they?

B: In heaven.

C: Is that far from Dardo and Lola?

Lesson: Never discuss philosophy with a 3 year old. The logic is unescapable.