Conversation with a 3 year old

Me: Have you seen my shirt?
Critter: Which shirt?
Me: My red shirt. The one that was right here a minute ago.
Critter: Oh yeah. A bird took it.
Me: A bird? Why would a bird take my shirt?
Critter: He wanted to wear it.
Me: Now how many birds have you seen wearing shirts?
Critter: Hmm. One. It was a red shirt.